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I can require that we only hire girls, “I would have sex with”…Because I’m Clearly hot enough to enforce those requirements.

I can require that we only hire girls, “I would have sex with”…Because I’m Clearly hot enough to enforce those requirements.

Because lying about whether our fur is real or not isn’t a big deal at the end of the day…

Because lying about whether our fur is real or not isn’t a big deal at the end of the day…

Because this seemed like a good idea last night.

Because this seemed like a good idea last night.

Because I’m STILL on a boat.

Wearing flippy-floppys.

Because I’m STILL on a boat.

Wearing flippy-floppys.

Because this is the best product/ad placement by far.

Because this is the best product/ad placement by far.

Because you should’ve studied last night!

Because you should’ve studied last night!

Because we got tired of exploiting women so we decided to start exploiting cartoons…

Because we got tired of exploiting women so we decided to start exploiting cartoons…

Because I don’t want you calling me until the project is done.

Because I don’t want you calling me until the project is done.

I can require that we only hire girls, “I would have sex with”…Because I’m Clearly hot enough to enforce those requirements.

I can require that we only hire girls, “I would have sex with”…Because I’m Clearly hot enough to enforce those requirements.

Because lying about whether our fur is real or not isn’t a big deal at the end of the day…

Because lying about whether our fur is real or not isn’t a big deal at the end of the day…

Because this seemed like a good idea last night.

Because this seemed like a good idea last night.

Because I’m STILL on a boat.

Wearing flippy-floppys.

Because I’m STILL on a boat.

Wearing flippy-floppys.

Because this is the best product/ad placement by far.

Because this is the best product/ad placement by far.

Because you should’ve studied last night!

Because you should’ve studied last night!

Because we got tired of exploiting women so we decided to start exploiting cartoons…

Because we got tired of exploiting women so we decided to start exploiting cartoons…

Because I don’t want you calling me until the project is done.

Because I don’t want you calling me until the project is done.

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